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If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

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Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

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Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

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Don't be a lemon sucker. Sue today!

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

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